watching that (so-called) state of the union address was akin to watching a condemned man babble regrets just before getting the needle.
-brickwallboy
you think you've seen jihad Osama but i'm telling you you haven't seen anything till you've seen what happens if they let Arsenal and Chelsea fans mix going into a game.
-chris cleave, from Incendiary
what are we doing with a Statue of Liberty?
-the vindicitives, from Assembly Line
so there i was flipping channels in an effort to avoid the white-house-warrior when i realize i need to be gearing up for solo blogging month-athalon in february and suddenly my so-called friend doug alerts me to the fact that this a damned leap year! you believe that shit! the nerve of the mayans... or whomever. next thing you know they'll be massing all the old presidents together for one birthday or something. sheesh! what's next? telephones without cords?
anyway... 29 in 29 then... DOUG!
so be it. it will take every fiber, but i can do it.
guess i'll have to let that guy from the Times know his title will have to change.
oh, and get enough for one MORE gingko-meth cocktail!
if today, at say, 2 pm cst you feel some stirring, get a slight chill... that would mean they just kicked-off in north london. arsenal v newcastle. 4 out of 5 therapists recommend turning on you telllie about then (fox-soccer-channel folks).
read to a child people.
brickwallboyout.


