brickwallviews

euro finale

spain v germany!

abc, 1:30pm cst

enjoy!

out.

i like mike

mike liked mice.
mike had lice.
mike was aroused by crime-scene photographs.
mike shot himself for lack of rent money.

mike's apartment is available.

all bills paid.

go forth and spread messages of hope and love!

brickwallboyout.

Stalin set to join Arsenal

that's about how ridiculous the headlines are during footie's silly season... sheesh. barcelona fly Moses in for secret contract talks! ac milan in shock 40 mil euro double-swoop for jfk and mlk!

i realize this wee stain-in-the-underwear of the web has been lacking in quality for a while since it's inception and i've promised in the past to "bring it" with more regularity... but this time i really mean it dear fine reader!
i will make an honest effort to post daily and to post the most meaningful/ insightful / thought-provoking content not seen since Inside Edition! i shall embark on this mission to inform / entertain / enlighten...

           uhhh

                                   tomorrow.

    probably.

i am about to hit arkansas by john brandon. from mc sweeney's:

There are the days: the dappled grounds, the aimless yardwork, the hours in the booth giving directions to families in SUVs. And then there are the nights, crisscrossing the South with illicit goods, the shifty deals in dingy trailers, the vague orders from a boss they've never met. Sooner than Kyle and Swin can recognize how close to paradise they are, in this neglected state park in southern Arkansas, the lazy peace is shattered with a shot. Night blends into day. Dead bodies. Crooked superiors. Suspicious associates. It's on-the-job training, with no time for slow learning, bad judgment, or foul luck.

John Brandon was raised on the Gulf Coast of Florida. During the writing of this book, he worked at a lumber mill, a windshield warehouse, a Coca-Cola distributor, and several small factories that produce goods made of rubber and plastic. His favorite recreational activity is watching college football. This is his first book.

my take on said opus coming soon-ish. sorry. really. no shit.


ya think yul brynner wore suntan lotion or oil? hmm.

brickwallboyout.

george carlin is dead

i'm old.

bummer.

squared.

will kill for plane fare / tickets

so yea, should you know anyone, say, you would like to "off" so to speak... email me with fee quote and particulars... so i can go to chicago in august.

from ben weasel's site:

For Aug. 22nd w/ the Jetty Boys, Chinese Telephones (for some reason Ticketweb has them listed as the Chinese Stars) and the Repellents. I'll be backed by the same band as last time except Vapid will be playing second guitar. We're going to do the My Brain Hurts album beginning to end. If this show sells out we will add a second show on Saturday the 23rd - same set!

UPDATE: Sold out! I will post a new entry when tickets for the 23rd go on sale.

vapid (currently of the methadones) and weasel together, doing all of "my brain hurts" live!

i would surely die kill to be there!

gael clichy has secured his future by signing a long-term extension with the arsenal! rejoice one and all!

out.

i did holden caulfield

I think about boobs and get kind of hard.
I think about the sound of someone’s head hitting the sidewalk and I get really hard.
-sam pink

happy day!

welcome back less than jake! you are once again a happy little pop-punk-ska band! thank you.

sad day.

have a good life alkaline trio. you are now officially a mediocre pop band. one must move on ya know.

tiger woods is this golfer dude. apparently he is pretty good. he has also apparently been playing with a bum knee. how very manly.

brickwallview #326:
golf makes horse-racing look important!

it's germany v portugal in the first euro 2008 quarter-final at 1:30 cst. espn i believe. enjoy!

french wonderkid samir nasri has apparently agreed a 4 yr deal with the arsenal... though the bbc is a better-than-average source, i won't be constructing the alter until the arse site posts this news.

good day subjects.

mssr nasri in action for france...

brickwallboyout

if you truly love me...

...you will post the new less-than-jake record on soulseek.

i shall now take a breather from these confounded appraisal reports and catch some germany v austria on the tellie... before a push a pencil into my eye until i penetrate brain matter!

boy, the media sure know how to cover the death of "one of their own". if you are not aware that tim russert is dead... you are either unconscious or spear fishing off the coast of borneo.

good fellow, but enough already.

francisco goya, you who cannot (1797)

brickwallboyout.

say it ain't so

true fact.

there is much for me to brood about.

true fact.

despite that. i am in a good mood today.
and shall continue to be despite other opportunities.

the john joseph auto-bio is damned good!

france and holland battle in a matter of hours. yum.

true fact.

i shall not rest until i have illegally downloaded the new alkaline trio record.

smile. it helps.

damien hurst, this little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home (1996)

boy.
out.

breaking the silence through theft

i have little to offer as has been the case quite often of late i'm afraid. apologize?

anyway, SKIP, yes i love you and got your message, i will reply when i am better able to dedicate the deserved time. and yes, your daughter is in fact precious! good job lad.

hand-held

1.	held in the hand or hands: a hand-held torch.

2.	small enough to be used or operated while being held in the hand or hands: a hand-held hair drier.

–noun

3.	something small enough to be used or operated while held in the hand or hands: She traded in her bulky old movie camera for a hand-held.

handheld is also a p-rock band. a real damned good one by my measure!

so yea, as i am lame and stuff, i give you more sam pink. as he is not lame and stuff:
(from his blog)

hello. i finished a book yesterday. some of the material may be familiar but it is predominately new. i want someone to publish it. if you can make this happen i will give you oral sex (oral sex means gummy worms). i have another book in progress and yet another in less progress. i have worked out some compelling reasons for someone to publish the book.

1. it will confirm to the reader that they are not quite as psychotic as they originally thought.

2. it will probably make people laugh.

3. it comes with a hundred dollar bill inside.

4. each piece of writing inside will give you a blood vessel exploding orgasm.

5. it is not pretentious.

6. i will allow whoever wants to publish it, to publish it for free as long as they make a lot of copies and allow me to create the cover.

7. eugene levy has promised to kill himself if it gets published.

8. (this one is serious) i have recurring bouts of psychosis and if it gets published i might be less violent.

9. if it gets published, trees will have to die. and we all know trees are inherently criminal and abject.

10. i want to be on the today show so i can meet katie couric and then be nice to her for a period of time adequate for her to feel secure in letting me lick her vagina.

11. it is part of my parole stipulations.

12. my dad said we can't vacation on his yacht unless it gets published.

13. it will stop me from being delusional and saying things like "my dad has a yacht".

14. if it gets published my picture might go up on the internet and then everyone will find out i have a lobster head.

the reasons go on and on. i apologize for talking about my work. i know that is lame. but i figured all those rich new yorkers who probably read my blog will now jump at the prospect of this book. and then i can drink wine with them and discuss the theoretical implications of the book. so if you have a rich uncle who is a railroad tycoon or know a publisher who is drunk/high/on acid/crazy right now, then email me quickly and i will email them a copy.

ok then, thank you for providing me some content mr. pink.

brickwalltheleachboyout.

mark rothko, number 14 (1960)

summer footie funland

euro 2008 begins today good people... live matches viewable stateside on the espn family of networks!

Vive Les Bleus!

it appears some industrious young lad got his hands on a future nike print ad and scanned us this evidence of the arsenal shirt...
me thinks i like! the black keeper-shirt definitely rocks!

boy.

out.