dreamed i had wild sex with the university of texas cheerleaders... the male ones.
dreamed obama won the election and was then assassinated, by a black man.
dreamed i was a plural wife desperately searching the rocky mountains in order to locate and kill john krakauer.
dreamed i had fewer disappointments in life, awoke disappointed.
dreamed my daughter played for the us women's soccer team so i signed her up for 5 yr old's 5-a-side.
dreamed i could play guitar really well so i wrote a folk song about my culinary prowess.
dreamed money indeed does grow on trees. planted several.
dreamed i was sober and woke up pleased and sans hangover.
dreamed i was a decent husband and father, rolled over and went back to sleep.
dreamed i had a dream.
(pause)
the god-awful world cup qualifiers will mercifully end by tomorrow and we can get back to the right and proper business of club football. the arse take on blackburn rovers on saturday.
visit this site, it's groovy. he coaches that 5 yr old's 5-a-side you may have heard about.
be well and shit.
brickwallboyout.


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