better yet

my absence from blog realm has been more painful for me than it has been for you.

or is that a vice-versa thing?

i weep from my lack of blogging [true]. i strangle small helpless animals due to my lack of blogging [not true].

i am weakness personified.

[very true].

better yet still. watch this.

absenteeboyout.

diego velazquez, old woman frying eggs (1618)